dirty filthy

Below is the exact reason that I need new friends in my life. This is an email from a "friend", who will remain anonymous, about his/her adventures last night. Filth, pure filth. No one should be subjected to such filth before noon on a Thursday!

"we did what two men do in the privacy of the bedroom...but only this morning...last night we were kinda wasted so we blew each other and then I sat on his chest and shot my load all over him and then this morning I woke up got it hard and put him inside me...."

I need new, God-fearing friends I tell you!!!